Black XXX: "My FRiends!!"

The MudCave | 18 September 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!!
Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey MoJo, do you happen to have this tune? I like the way the lyrics turned out and figger a lot of my FReeper FRiends ain't big into the ChiliPeppers...

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

Kerry's Dishonorable Discharge...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stolen Honor"...Watch it FRee On-Line!!

Fer you central Virginians, I believe this comes on Fox at 8:00 PM this evening...check it out!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...not a single person I pinged to my onslaught has shown the bravery to respond...LOL!!"

"Don't worry, the totality of that place are undoubtably *huddling* as we speak & will get back to you with something quite pithy, I'm sure. {g}"

Nawww, they came back as individuals, there's some decent brainpower over there...wrong about Iraq, IMHO, but some are even conservatives. I owe them some responses, but i'd rather FReep.

"Not only haven't I the time to participate of late, I've not had the *desire*. This upcoming election's brought out the absolute monstrous worst in people from both sides. It's frightening what it all implies for the future of this republic, to be honest.

No matter, onward. Right?"

Correctamunda, my omniscient FRiend...

"I'm not sure exactly what it is I'll be getting, buddy; but, ya got me real excited so don't let me down now, y'hear?"

I'll be dropping it in the mail in the morning, just gotta put the finishing touches on it this evening.

"Just know I saved those cassette tapes you'd sent me a few years ago, kinda as a hedge in the event you ever make it *really* big & get a head to match? :o)"

Hey, those three cassettes are still my best work...LOL!! Fortunately, I expect that to change in the not-too-distant future.

"Point is, all will make for *excellent* pickings in future EMA series, I hope."

I've got all my EMA CDs saved, too.

"Will ship your 5 discs in about a hour and damned well expect some kind of thoughtful review for you after you've recieved 'em and had a fair amount of time, y'hear?"

Count on it...but the biggest compliment I can send yer way is when I FReep some of the songs. From yer last batch I FReeped Steppenwolf's "The Pusher" and Simon and Garfunkel's "Richard Cory" and a coupla others, I think.

"I'll be leaving for Milwaukee early tomorrow morning to peruse real estate in & around a little backwater place in Wisconsin called "West Bend" (~named for, I'm told, *a* west(ward) bend in the Milwaukee River)."

Good luck with the house hunt, and good luck sellin' the one yer in.

"Will stay at my wife's digs on Lake Michigan in downtown Milwaukee on Prospect Avenue, something I'm *really* looking forward to. This $2,700 p/mo joint's on the 23rd floor of a 27 floor highrise, which supposedly has a breathtaking view (from her balcony) of both the downtown skyline *&* the harbor."

Damn, you gotta wear a tux to hang out in a place like that...you gotta tux, ol' man?!

"Pray I have clear weather to shoot some nice pics, which if you're interested I'll send a few your way, OK?"

Definitely...I like checkin' out real estate.

In any event, won't be around much for the next few days. ...so have a good one."

Fair enuff...have a great time and you know where to find us...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

RedHotChiliPepper's "Scar Tissue"

Scar tissue the I wish you saw
Sarcastic Mister know it all
close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause'
With the bird I'll share
With the bird I'll share
This lonely view
With the bird I'll share
this lonely view

Push me up against the wall
Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
Fallin' all over myself
To like your heart and taste your health 'cause
With the bird I'll share
This lonely view...

Blood loss in a bathroom stall
Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
Wave goodbye to ma and pa 'cause
With the bird I'll share
With the bird I'll share
This lonely view
With the bird I'll share
This lonely view...

Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl
Autumn's sweet we call it fall
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl
With the bird I'll share
This lonely view...

Scar tissue the I wish you saw
Sarcastic Mister know it all
close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause'
With the bird I'll share
With the bird I'll share
This lonely view
With the bird I'll share
this lonely view...

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...) 8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

Ping fer the Sultan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ignore John Kerry's Politics of FEAR and Division: Here's the Issues!!"
by Steven T. Voigt

"Commentators are scratching their heads, but it should not be a mystery why Kerry made a comment about Vice-President Cheney’s daughter in the recent debate. With nothing substantive to talk about, Kerry and his camp intend to divide America - to pit us against one another based on race, gender, and anything else they can think of. Kerry’s comment about Cheney’s daughter is part of this calculated strategy.

Indeed, we have recently seen blatant examples of this tactic. For example, Kerry has threatened that President Bush will institute a draft. He has also argued that Bush will take away social security from the elderly. He has even alleged that the GOP is conspiring to keep minorities out of the voting booth.

Playing politics with fear and division is wrong. Sadly, though, this is where we find ourselves, thanks to the radical and depressing rhetoric of the far-left and John Kerry. I can only hope that after this election, we will all find a way to pull together and put the past few months of venom behind us.

This will be my final political commentary before the election, so I thought it would be appropriate to rise above the scare tactics and set forth the issues. This November, I encourage everyone to vote and to vote Republican.

I endorse President Bush, and I hope to see him lead this great nation for four more years."

Huzzah! HUZZAH!! HUZZAH!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Alamo-Girl]

Oops. My bad, that post was for another thread. What I meant to say was "Kudos, Mud! Thanks for the lyrics."

[Mudboy Slim]

Yer welcome, my FRiend...twice!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Just A Viet Vet"
Just a Gigolo by Lou Bega (circa 1931)
Parody by LonePalm

I'm just a Viet Vet, you aint’ seen nothing yet,
Lib’rals love the stuff I’m spewin'.
Eating French cuisine, beatin’ Howard Dean,
Ooohh what he’s sayin'.

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me.

Chorus:
I ain't got no money, somebody pays for me,
No money, somebody pays for me.
I'm so tall and homely, tall and homely, tall and homely
Won't some rich mama come and take a chance with me?
Cause I can be had.

I 'm just a Viet Vet, and getting more in debt,
Wifey loves the part I'm playin'.
Combing my dyed locks, using my Botox (my Botox),
Ooohh what they're sayin'.

Come election day
(Come election day),
voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet (just a Viet Vet),
Bush goes on to spite me
(what you say'in').

CHORUS

Come election day, when voters fade away,
Why won’t they vote for me?
When the end comes I bet, I was just a Viet Vet,
Bush goes on despite me. (what?)
(Bush goes on to spite me)

CHORUS

Good work, LonePalm...MUD

[AuntB]

A bump and a hug!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank ya kindly, ma'am...OpieMUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the FReepMail and song, Ms. Mojo!!

"Rally Fer Our Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication")

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Slick's a spy fer China...
Leftists' zeal's to smite FReeNations!!
Lib-uh-rulls love Sweden...
Dreams of Amsterdam libations...
Dem Lib'rals want Big Guv'ment dreams...
Right, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

The Beacon fer the world...
Pride of the western civilization...
We're warriors fightin' fer Peace!!
Unleash the wisdom derived via liberation!!
Left's oh so queer...RATS're HollyWeird!!
Folks, Rally Fer Our Nation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Reject the Left's spin...help FReedom win...
'Tis Culture War we're waging!!

[Chorus:]
Airborne...uniform...
MUD's corps...just war...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Kerry's [like] a girl...Hanoi Kerry, he destroyed...
Lied about his own conflagrations...
JohnnyBoy LIED...fer the Viet Cong side...
Genghis Khan's mis-information!!
Lied 'bout his bronze star...and three purple hearts...
John LIED to the whole Nation!!

TRUTH is what the Lib'rals most fear...
Should be shamed by their Michael Moore baseness!!
Limbaugh, you shall hear fer years...
Righteous songs on yer AM stations!!
Our liberties are here to stay...
We're FReepin' fer our Nation!!

Oooh-ahh-ooooh...oooh-ahh-ooooh...

RATS're stained...they chose their way...
Devolve Power to the States, men...
Everybody, we're due fer Right's righteous liberation!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Corruption breeds 'cuz Dem Lib'rals WON'T know...
But good FReepers rulle this Nation!!
'Cuz God looks out fer those hearts so stout...
We're just another FReedom station!!
Come, righteous waves, Truth'll save the world...
FReep fer our Liberation!!

Dubyuh's surgin' very well...
November 3rd awaits US!!
Slick's takin' a rest...John's just a test...
'Tis Clinton's scalp MUD's craving!!

[Chorus:]
War-torn...Desert Storm...
Must win...fight sin...
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!
FReep fer Righteous Liberation!! FReep fer Righteous Liberation!!

Mudboy Slim (09/15/2004)

[MoJo2001]

You're most welcome!

Glad I could help!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD (02/23/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

Brilliant essay, per usual, my FRiend...

"He is seeking the Presidency of a Nation he LOATHES!!"

‘Stolen Honor’ was conceived and sponsored by a courageous group of Pennsylvania veterans. Sinclair Broadcasting caved to extortive bullying as a result of pressure and vicious threats that have no historic precedent. The threats initiated with complaints to various government agencies. They grew into calls for boycotting the program’s advertisers. And they increased yet more into a combination of trial lawyer/government bureaucrat strong-arming, threatening lawsuits against Sinclair shareholders. The stock took a terrible hit last week (falling more than fifteen percent) as a result, and that stock action painfully hit investors in the pocketbook, causing even some of those who believe in the documentary to pressure Sinclair to shelve it. Although Sinclair offered the Kerry campaign equal time to refute the contents of the documentary, the Kerry forces declined the offer and then proceeded to claim that Sinclair was being unfair -- not to mention unlawful -- in presenting ‘only one side’ of Kerry’s post-Vietnam story.

John Kerry, in his 1971 testimony before the senate, stated:

"We are more guilty than any other body of violations of those Geneva conventions, in the use of free-fire zones, harassment interdiction fire, search and destroy missions, the bombings, the torture of prisoners, the killing of prisoners, accepted policy by many units in South Vietnam … They had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Kahn, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned foodstocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam.

While still in uniform, Kerry also met in Paris with representatives of North Vietnam while our forces were still engaged in the prosecution of a war.

The ninth commandment warns against committing perjury/bearing false witness against your neighbor. John Kerry bore false, excoriating, treasonous witness against more than half a million of his own countrymen who served in Vietnam. He caused untold heartache and grief for the family members of those men. He provided aid and comfort to the enemy of this country during a time of war. He willingly admitted to (and accused his fellow countrymen of) entirely fabricated atrocities – fabricated atrocities to which thousands of his captured fellow soldiers would not admit, and for which thousands of his fellow soldiers endured months, and sometimes years, of unimaginable torture. Some of them gave up their lives at the hands of Vietcong barbarians who used Lt. Kerry’s testimony to intensify their physical and emotional torment.

There are many military experts who believe that, without the ratcheting up of the activities of the anti-war movement in the early seventies (of which John Kerry was an integral part, and served in a leadership position), the war in Vietnam might well have ended two years earlier than it did – and with an entirely different outcome. Not only did John Kerry directly contribute to the level of torture endured by his fellow countrymen, he also, indirectly, personally contributed to the number of American deaths that occurred during the last two years of that war.

John Kerry has not apologized for his perjurious (and, worse, injurious) lies. On the contrary, John Kerry has repeatedly pointed to the four months he spent posing in Vietnam as evidence of his allegiance and personal heroism. As recently as a few days ago, on a campaign stop in Pennsylvania, he reflected proudly and arrogantly on his ‘fighting in defense of America and in defense of freedom.’

Contrary to his, and his supporters’, claims, John Kerry himself did everything in his power to avoid Vietnam duty. He applied for a student deferment in order to study in Paris. When the deferment was denied, he signed up as a Naval reservist, believing that such service would keep him stateside. When his unit was called up, he opted for Swift Boat duty, at a time when Swift Boats were not generally seeing combat. In short, other than seeking asylum across our northern border, John Kerry did everything possible to avoid serving his country.

But, once it appeared that his plans not to experience combat were not going to work, he decided to use his tour of duty in Vietnam to (1) build a phony resume as a man of honor (backed by super-eight movies which captured ‘re-creations’ of his phony heroism), and (2) find a way to get himself out of southeast Asia – a way that involved looking like a wounded hero, with as little pain as possible. And intense personal lobbying for a few valor medals would simply add to his self-serving resume. It would appear that – except to the most informed, studious observers (well represented here on this forum) -- he has succeeded on all counts.

John Kerry and the democrat party are well aware that the war in Iraq, and the war against terrorism in general, are the focal points of this election. They are also well aware of the Bush administration’s near miraculous prosecution of that war, and the rebuilding of the nation that America liberated.

They are aware of the fact that one of the most brutal dictators of modern times is behind bars, and that the nation that suffered for decades under his deadly, torturous, oppressive regime is successfully taking its first steps toward achieving representative government and a culture of freedom and economic independence.

They are aware of the fact that schools, print and visual media, power supplies, commerce, healthcare, economic health, and the general infrastructure of the nation of Iraq are more prosperous and vigorous today than they have ever been in the nation’s history – and surely more healthy than they were under the brutal rule of Saddam Hussein. And all of the healing, rebuilding and cultural advancement has been accomplished without the help of the ‘allies’ (especially France, Germany, and Russia) that John Kerry insistently accuses the Bush administration of ‘slighting’.

And impressive amounts of rebuilding have occurred in an astounding eighteen months time. The ‘allies’ of which Mr. Kerry speaks – and whom he elevates over his own county’s welfare -- not only placed roadblocks in the way of the American and coalition successes, they also handsomely benefited, economically, from association with Hussein’s brutal, oppressive rule. In other words, Mr. Kerry’s allegiance lies with global entities who stood (and in some ways still stand) to benefit from the failure of American and coalition efforts.

Yet why is it that John Kerry lies about all of this? Why is it that he accuses President Bush of ‘failure after failure’ in Iraq? Why is it that he accuses President Bush of ‘not having an exit strategy’? Why is it that he claims that virtually everything the Bush administration does is rooted in failure?

John Kerry still bears false witness in his campaign rhetoric for the same reason he bore false witness on the floor of the senate thirty-three years ago: John Kerry wants to be President of the United States. He, like most of his Winter Soldier cohorts, deplores the noble underpinnings of our republic. John Kerry’s dubious distinction as ‘the most liberal member of the senate’ was earned over twenty years of casting votes and supporting programs whose purpose is to dimantle America. John Kerry is a globalist/socialist. Occasionally his true agenda leaks out (as in his ‘we must pass a global test’ comment during the first debate), but he is a artiste extraordinaire at cloaking his leftist agenda in a mantle of lies – lies that not only obscure the truth, but lies that cost the lives, and added to the torment, of countless of our countrymen three decades ago, in a war half a world away.

His modern lies, if successful, may well cost the lives, and freedoms, of countless more Americans. His allegiance lies in something not found within America’s borders.

If you haven’t yet watched Stolen Honor in its entirety, please take forty-two minutes out of your day to do so. And pass on this necessary, noble documentary to as many people as you can over the next nine days. We cannot allow an evil, devious, traitorous, conscienceless man to ascend to the Presidency of a nation whose foundations he loathes, and whose people he considers expendable.

~ joanie

Thanks, joanie...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Four hunnerd...MUD