maybe PleasureIsland and groping should not be in the same
paragraph. I'm guessing this guy goes to Star Trek conventions and speaks Klingon.
I'm guessing that if this guy goes to a Star Trek convention and tries to speak Klingon he'll get his guts strewn on the floor with a convenient Mekleth.
Kapla!
And if you go to PI, at least on Tuesdays, and go to either 8 Tracks or Manequins, groping will be the least of your problems! AC is family friendly (in an adult sort of way) and lots of fun, on the other hand.