[OESY]

Two heads are better than one. Unfortunately, one is
filled with air. We report, you decide which.

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Meanwhile, Kerry's Inner Circle released some new campaign slogans:

"I will keep our enemies guessing, too."

"Fear not, America, I have deigned to lead you."

"Projecting American strength through intricately complex nuance."

"I have three words for George Bush--bring it on."

"I have five more words for George Bush--call off your on-bringers."

(Source: David Burge, blogger)

[My2Cents]

Two heads are better than one. Unfortunately, one is filled with air....

...And the other one is a soccer ball.