LC & IB Dan Riehl has a great post about the alleged GOPblog/DNCblog divide and the assumption that every single blog out there falls into either category.
Youre shilling for one or the other but, no matter what, youre a bought and paid for hack and can be counted upon to defend your side no matter what, or so the theory goes.
Dan finds that hilarious (in the sense that abject stupidity and failure to grasp even the simplest of concepts are hilarious), and I wholeheartedly agree.
Oh, there are exceptions out there, but, by and large, blogging is a very simple idea to grok: Its all about the blogger and his community. If we wanted to become mindless, blindly loyal party drones, wed get a job with either one of them. Pretty much anything theyd be willing to offer would be better than the big fat nothing we get paid to blog.
What some people still dont seem to get is that were doing this because we want to, because we have opinions that we want to publish and because we have decided that the time and money we invest in it is worth it. We couldnt care less about the fat idiots in Washington and the letters next to their names.
Its as if theyve utterly forgotten the concept of doing something simply because you want to.
Thats why we call them Idiotarians and thats why Im an Anti-Idiotarian above all else. I dont like idiots. I despise them. Theyre a waste of perfectly good skin, and Id be ever so pleased if theyd just saunter off quietly to a remote corner of the planet and kill themselves off, saving the rest of us a lot of trouble in the process. And party loyalty is completely irrelevant. To be sure, idiots tend to congregate on the left side of the political divide, but that doesnt mean that there arent any to be found on the right, and I will happily tear into either kind, as I have done in the past on too many occasions to count.
Yet still we have the occasional Idiotarian showing up, claiming that this site is blindly supportive of the Republican party, which invariably leads to the reply go read the fucking archives before you choke on your foot, you imbecile. Sometimes Im even lucky enough to beat you, dear readers, to the punch and say so before you have the chance, but youre a truly hard act to keep up with, for which Im grateful.
I suppose that I could become a mindless party shill if they paid me enough, but I dont imagine that anybody, no matter what their affiliation, would be rich or stupid enough to come up with the asking price. Heres a hint: You probably cant afford it and, even if you could, it wouldnt be worth it.
Yes, Im currently stumping heavily for the Republicans on November 7th, but if they or anybody else are daft enough to think that its because I have the slightest respect for them, they really need to seek professional help before they kill themselves with a Q-tip while getting up in the morning. Im doing so for the very simple reason that the alternative is worse. If there was a viable third option, Id be abandoning the RINO ninkompoops so fast Id redshift.
Im not supporting the Republican ticket in 06 because theyre worth a shit, because they arent, Im supporting them because the alternative is worth even less. In other words, Im being entirely pragmatic in my approach. No party loyalty there whatsoever. Why the fuck would I be loyal to somebody who wouldnt know the meaning of the word loyalty if it jumped in their lap and ate their shriveled, poppyseed testicles off?
Therell be a reckoning, alright, but itll be in 08, in the primaries. The primary train of 06 has left the station and we are, sadly, left with the choice between cholera and the Plague. So Ill go for cholera, knowing that it is, at the very least, potentially survivable until the next go-round.
Thats my party loyalty for you. Thats the extent of my mindless shilling for the Republican party for you.
Im left with no good choices, so I choose the one that is less repugnant to me, keeping in mind that therell be another round in the future and that I cant wait to drive the knife into the backs of the opportunistic, lying swine that forced me to vote for them this time.
Oh, I would dearly love to shove the blade in between the ribs of the Party of Stoopid right now, revenge is a powerful urge, but its also a dish best served cold. Driving a bayonet into the empty, soulless hearts of the RINOs in November would feel so very, very good, but the following two years of liberal malfeasance would not. Id rather save up my wrath for the right moment so that I can enjoy the kill as well as the aftermath.
And I will have my revenge, you can count on it, unless I happen to die first.
Until then, I cannot justify condemning our brave fighting men and women who have sacrificed so much for us for the last six years to another Viet Nam, another defeat caused, not by the prowess of the enemy, but by the fecklessness of the home front, just because I want to teach the RINOs a lesson. I cannot subject all of the good, hardworking citizens of our great nation to at least two years of increasing taxes and loss of liberties, all because itll feel good temporarily to stick it to the useless swine RINOs in Washington.
Think about it.
When the newly elected Democrat majority in Congress defunds the war and condemns our troops to an ignominious retreat and defeat in the face of an enemy no worthy of licking their most shit-encrusted pair of boots, when yet another defeat is entered into the history books, just how good will it feel to you that you showed your principles on November 7th by staying at home?
How will you ever, EVER again be able to look a soldier in the eyes and say thank you for your service, much less I support what you did if you were complicit in stealing the laurels of victory from his head?
How much will your cherished principles be worth to you then? How sweet will the transient glory of kicking the RINOs in the ass on some obscure date, soon to be forgotten, back in 2006 feel to you then?
Think about it, because thats what youll be facing if you stay at home in November.
Those of you who have been around this site for a while know just how bright my hatred for the RINOs on the ballot burns. You know how deep my disgust for them runs, and you know that I will never forgive and never forget. There WILL be a payback, but the time isnt now.
Right now, were cursed with leaders whose only virtue is that theyll hold the line. So well hold the line, hanging on to the gains weve made, planning for the long view, planning to swap them for people worthy of being called leaders at some point in the future. Or we can punch them in the face and let bastards who will throw it all away take over.
Instant gratification versus planning for the long run.
Choose wisely.
But, then again, Im just a partisan shill according to the bright minds of our nation, so what do I know?
What I DO know is that, whatever we choose on November 7th, well have to deal with the consequences.
We will OWN the consequences.
Youd better be willing to live with that, because in less than three weeks, itll be what well all have to deal with, and the ones refusing to vote will be as culpable as the ones who voted for the winning side.
Are YOU up to that?
Youd better be, because time is running out.