Posted on 09/17/2004 10:54:23 AM PDT by IamJustright
Linda Ronstadt and Carole King will sing the praises of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry at an event in south Tucson.
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pU who cares about those losers....Ronstadt is clearly a psycho, and King is a sleeze....so have at it....
because a recent picture would take up a fold out page shes so fat HAHAHAHAHHAHA
she doesnt like Christains or Republicans....from her mouth to Gods ear!
"Ronstadt, King to Sing Kerry's Praises"
.....followed by some Allah Ackahbar chanting.
You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the boys dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
It will be the first 2-second concert in history.
27 posts, and nobody's mentioned the obvious? C'mon folks, the Fat Lady is getting ready to sing! It's over. Yee-haw!
Ok, now back to work, like we're 10 points down with a week to go.
Wonder if they tried to book Hanoi Fonda for some communism praises?
...as an act of mercy--to us.
I hope this time they let the audience know it is a political event ahead of time.
and ugly.
**applause**
I thought it was going to be Rodney King.
You're no good, baby you're no good.
So, they are going to sing Kerry's praises, huh? I suggest they open with this number:
- The World of Commander McBragg
This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your hair will curl in the World of McBragg.
He fights monsters galore
And then asks for still more
Or so says the brag of McBragg.
When on the hill the marines plant a flag
They may be led by Commander McBragg.
With a cannon in hand
He can beat any band
Or so says the brag of McBragg.
Fencing and fighting and round table knighting
And slaying of dragons, too.
Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling
There's nothing McBragg can't do.
Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping
And flying to Timbuktu.
Roping and riding and Indian guiding
Commander McBragg comes through.
This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your head will whirl in the World of McBragg.
He can do anything
In his world he's a king
Or so says the brag of McBragg.
"He's Not Bush" is all I've heard, so far. Did they forget the rest of the words?
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