Mayby this one. Looks to be as authentic as the CBS memos already shown.
18 JUN 73
Bush's Air Force Base
123 Fake St.
Alabama, FL 45678
MEMO ON BUSH BEING A-WALL
It should be known that I don't trust this Bush person. He is constantly doing cocaine and playing Mario Brothers games …er…I mean Pong. We have pong way back in the seventies, right? Yes, he is doing cocaine and playing Pong and playing CD's real loud and not his duties. No he has not showed up, and is thus A-WALL, which I hope those who reads this now or sometime in the future knows is a very bad thing. Also, he looks like a chimp and is a bad man. Please take heed of this authentic memo from the seventies . . . which is now.
Bush's Superior Officer
12 November 1972
Miramar NavAirSta
Miramar, Calif. 92116
Subject: CYA Document for CBS File
While on temporary assignment, I saw 1st Lt. Bush out here in California. He is hanging out with another pilot who wants to be a doctor. They were at a bar singing a bad rendition of a Jerry Lee Lewis song. I talked to some of the other pilots and they really hate how these two are always walking around saying the feel they need for speed. This one pilot named IceMan says Bush is dangerous.
(Personal Note: Some geek named Bill Gates told me typewriters will be obsolete soon and told me about his plans. I told him that was great because kerning is impossible with the stupid Executive Composer I'm using now.)
(Name Withheld)
Alabama National Guard
S-3 Clerk