[Born to Conserve]

I got a mind to go on a little trip.

Huntington, W.Va.
Go to the sh!ttiest bars in town and look for a green cap.
You know this guy wears the same rags for years at a time.

If he's as much of a jerk as I think, right now he's saying "I'm somebody", and the oil cans around him are going to become an endangered species.

[Tree of Liberty]

the oil cans around him are going to become an endangered species.