[Argus]

Top Ten Ways For CBS To Restore Credibility:

# 10. BORROW MR. PEANUT'S MONOCLE FOR THE EYE.

# 9. GIVE KARL ROVE "ONE FREE SHOT".

# 8. SEND THE MEMOS TO THE GANG FROM "CSI MIAMI".

# 7. SPONSOR A "NATIONAL GUARDSMEN ONLY" DAY AT SIX FLAGS.

# 6. REPLACE ANDY ROONEY WITH DENNIS MILLER.

# 5. HAVE JOHN EDWARDS CROSS OVER TO CONTACT COL. KILLIAN.

[Right Wing Professor]

ROFL!

I think we have a winner.