[Bertha Fanation]

This just in. CBS has located the civilian (now an octogenarian) who cleaned toilets at Killian’s TANG in the 70's. He routinely overheard Killian say negative things about Bush. He will tell all. Rather/CBS to smear Bush anew.

[q_an_a]

another post shows that Physical for pilot happens on birthday - memo is months before the birthday of Lt. Bush. Why would they need one?

[hflynn]

This just in. CBS has located the civilian (now an octogenarian) who cleaned toilets at Killian’s TANG in the 70's.

Now the $hits is really going to hit the fan.

Rumor at Black Rock is if the octogenarian doesn't fly Dan will interview an Orangutan using sign language which Dan will translate for viewers.

[OhMike]

Yeah, and that janitor from long ago was overheard making negative remarks about today's Dem ticket: "We gotta flush the johns."