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Dan Rather's Journalism Credentials Were Forged
RealStupidNews ^ | 09/10/04 | Preston Coleman

Posted on 09/16/2004 12:53:24 PM PDT by RealStupid

Dan Rather's Journalistic Credentials May Have Been Forged 09/10/04 HOUSTON, Texas

Credible charges have surfaced that CBS anchor Dan Rather forged his journalism credentials in order to land a job with the network's news division in 1962.

While Rather and CBS vehemently deny the accusation, our RealStupid forensics expert confirms that an analysis of Rather's journalism degree, obtained overnight from Rather's New York office by our RealStupid janitorial reporter, raises a number of difficult questions.

For one thing, the degree appears to have been printed in crayon on the back of a phony degree from Phoenix University, which in 1962 was the nation's largest purveyor of fake mail-order college diplomas.

Additionally, the degree does not purport to come from a legitimate journalism school, but rather from the Sam Houston State Teacher's College, an institute that in 1962 specialized in the training of typists and stenographers.

Perhaps most telling of all, the degree contains the signature of Sam Houston himself, despite the fact that Houston died in 1863-nearly a century before Rather's degree was allegedly conferred.

Detracting from Rather's denials are longstanding charges that his reporting is biased, that he was too easy on President Bill Clinton, and that he and CBS have been beaming radio signals directly into the minds of the members of the rock band R.E.M.

In a confrontation with our RealStupid janitorial reporter this morning, Rather, known for his colorful Texas language, called the allegations against him "as bogus as a rancher's brand on a bullfrog." The embattled reporter added that his credentials are "as solid as an armadillo's armor."

The campaign of Senator John Kerry refused to comment on the controversy. Fellow Texan George W. Bush, however, said in a prepared statement, "Mr. Rather is trying to use a spider web to lasso a tornado."

©2004 RealStupidNews.com


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: credentials; danrather; forgeries
This explains it. Rather really did go to the Sam Houston State Teacher's College, which I'm sure is a fine institution, but not exactly the Columbia School of Journalism.
1 posted on 09/16/2004 12:53:26 PM PDT by RealStupid
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And, of course, Rather will have a fit, complaining about the 'accuracy' of these documents, while deliberately ignoring the very important issues that are raised in them.
2 posted on 09/16/2004 12:57:04 PM PDT by atomicpossum (If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
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To: RealStupid
Dan lost his first job as a music-DJ
because he left the radio studio with a babe,
leaving the records on automatic on the record player.
But the vinyl was scratched, and Murphy arrived
making a 6 second repeat. Rather was fired.

Seems his resume has fraud from the beginning to now.

3 posted on 09/16/2004 12:58:04 PM PDT by Diogenesis (Cuius rei demonstrationem mirabilem sane detexi hanc marginis exiguitas non caperet.)
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And the hits keep on a coming...LMAO

Blather washed out of Marine Corps boot camp and he forged his resume...what a loooooosssserrrrrrrr


Semper Fi,
Kelly


4 posted on 09/16/2004 1:06:54 PM PDT by kellynla (U.S.M.C. 1/5 1st Mar Div. Nam 69&70 Semper Fi Travis,http://www.vietnamveteransagainstjohnkerry.com)
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To: RealStupid

Dan contemplates the future (or end) of his career.
5 posted on 09/16/2004 1:07:52 PM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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I thought Dan Rather's alma mater was the Sam Houston Institute of Technology, widely known by its initials, Ess Aitch Eye Tee. Because that is about what the diploma is worth.

I wasn't even sure he had finished high school.

6 posted on 09/16/2004 1:09:54 PM PDT by alloysteel
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Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

Dang, wish I'd thought of that!


7 posted on 09/16/2004 2:26:41 PM PDT by RealStupid
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