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Posted on 09/16/2004 12:01:39 PM PDT by Rutles4Ever
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To: Hard Way
Quit posting that picture of Rachel Corrie on a bunny's head That's "St. Pancake" to you, heathen.
81
posted on
09/16/2004 12:55:38 PM PDT
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: TC Rider
I should have replace all the bird/parrot references with
beeber. Like this:
(Takes beeber out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
C: Now that's what I call a dead beeber.
O: No, no.....No, 'e's stuned!
C: STUNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stuned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blue beebers stune easily, major.
To: Rutles4Ever
It's a shame that they never got rich. I guess there aren't that many people looking for country log caskets or books about vegan cats.
The moral of the story? If a person's head is too small for their body you can bet that they're untrustworthy.
83
posted on
09/16/2004 12:57:57 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
To: rogue yam
Quite alright. At first I thought that maybe you went to Transylvania University here in America.
84
posted on
09/16/2004 12:59:26 PM PDT
by
weegee
(What's the provenance, Kenneth? Where did the forged SeeBS memo come from?)
To: Jaysun
>I guess there aren't that many people looking for ... books about
vegan cats
To: theFIRMbss
LOL! That has little to do with how I cured my own bipolar disorder, but it's funny nonetheless.
86
posted on
09/16/2004 1:02:44 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
To: Rutles4Ever
Bath time everybody!
Bath time!
Bath time!
87
posted on
09/16/2004 1:04:52 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
To: redhead
(thread killer)
Bikinis Raise Eyebrows at Miss America ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. Sept. 16, 2004 — The first time Jennifer Dupont saw the bikini she'd be wearing at Miss America, she just about blushed. That little thing? "It was so little, when I pulled it out of the bag, my eyes were as big as my head," said Dupont, who is Miss Louisiana. "I said `This is what I'm wearing in Miss America?' I was so self-conscious, I didn't even want to model it in front of my father and my interview coach." By Miss America standards, the two-piece Speedo swimsuits are itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny and downright ... risque.
88
posted on
09/16/2004 1:05:03 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Constitution Day; OSHA
89
posted on
09/16/2004 1:05:29 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: Rutles4Ever; Happy2BMe
HEY, GUESS WHAT! "You're a monkey, and I'm not !" :^D That was my first thought (from grade school many moons agos)
when I first saw your thread title in the ping to me here. hahaa!
90
posted on
09/16/2004 1:09:02 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
To: N. Theknow
Outrageous! I want to know just what in the hell you're doing with a picture of my wife!
91
posted on
09/16/2004 1:10:32 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
To: Jaysun
What is she doing with my beer?
92
posted on
09/16/2004 1:17:00 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Don't call them forgeries. Dan wants to be the one to break that news.)
To: evets
93
posted on
09/16/2004 1:17:28 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Rutles4Ever
I'd post an
ASH ALERT!!
but I'm too busy.
94
posted on
09/16/2004 1:18:27 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
95
posted on
09/16/2004 1:20:53 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Constitution Day
OK, I like your version a whole lot better... ;)
To: OSHA
What is she doing with my beer?
Isn't it obvious? Her trousers were too big and in danger of falling off. She had to use the beer can to keep them taut.
97
posted on
09/16/2004 1:31:57 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action)
To: N. Theknow
what ever happened to Sam Elliott pictures?
98
posted on
09/16/2004 1:34:17 PM PDT
by
womanvet
To: evets
ah, gee...how about Sam Elliott in a bikini...
99
posted on
09/16/2004 1:35:09 PM PDT
by
womanvet
To: Jaysun
This is some heretofore unknown (at least to me) definition of the word "trousers".
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posted on
09/16/2004 1:37:34 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Don't call them forgeries. Dan wants to be the one to break that news.)
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