Now, this next question is even more important....Can you verify the information in these fake documents is correct? 
Well, I couldn't last week but I sure can now. I remember like it was yesterday. Actually, I'm not quite sure what yesterday was. What day is today? Where am I? Aren't you that so-and-so who stole my loaf of rye? Of course I remember, all that there fake information is true, and I should know, 'cause I'm wearing 'em and I just did. 
OOPS! I CRAPPED MY PANTS!