You git a Silver-Pipe award, yerself.. Dude..
The Golden-Pipe Award is fer the most creative hyperbole.. sorry..
The Golden-Pipe w/diamonds has never been awarded, YET..
Ah! someday, someday.. Probably will be an Ann Coulter column..
But, hey, she has only pointed the way... maybe the Dog will git it..
Silver-pipe is better than a brick.
I don't write well, but I can find and link stuff, so I think I am somewhat useful.