If he does invade your home, I hope you have a gun and live in Texas.
Re: "If he does invade your home, I hope you have a gun and live in Texas".
I think Dan had rather (pun intended) find an old lady who is not a gun toting RIGHT WING NUT JOB in her pj's to break in on! Don't you worry, we could settle his hash if he comes in without a proper invite!
Wifey ;-)