Hurry, someone, preferably still in their pajamas, dash out a memo in Word (falsify option) about Sore Ohs and fax it to C-BS, care of Frequency Dan Rather.
Oh and don't forget to cut and paste a legit looking signature from Sore Ohs.
Kink-o's (the name fits) might be a good place to fax it from!
Hey, good idea. How did you dream it up (/sarc)?