Posted on 09/15/2004 8:06:41 PM PDT by MoJo2001
Charles Aznavour
Roy Clark
Shirley Bassie
Glen Campbell
Johnny MAthis
Andy WIlliams
Dusty Springfield
Marc Almond
Julio Iglesias
Frank Mills
Al MArtino
Take your pick.....
And of course if he stops by we can always help him! He he he!!
I tell you what.
You guys get started helping him, and the addiction is going to set in!
How are you doing today...waiting patiently for Dude to enter the world, or chomping at the bit?
I tell you what.
You guys get started helping him, and the addiction is going to set in!
How are you doing today...waiting patiently for Dude to enter the world, or chomping at the bit?
LOL!! It depends! I am ready to get my energy back, I know that! BUT, whew, getting 3 out the door in the morning is tough. It'll be interesting to see how that changes - or if at all - when there are 4.
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Um, ok, I cheated -- those are the artists I can get the song by. Since you spoke first, I'll try to get that version! :o)
My sister-in-law said it was no problem. Then again, she went from 1 straight to 3, then added a fourth...all age 4 or under!!!
It did on one occasion get her out of a speeding ticket, though. The louder they cried, the faster she went trying to get home. The highway patrolman must have heard the cacaphony as he approached the car, because he simply reminded her to be careful driving home!
Well, he IS very French, you might want to pass, LOL.
HE he he!! I always wondered if that would happen. Once Fluffy had to REALLY go and I was racing to get home and I figured if I got pulled over I'd just ask the officer to wait a second while I got Fluffy out of the car and let him use the great outdoors. Luckily I made it home without being stopped! LOL!!
I'll post it in a few minutes! :o)
I'll be back in a while -- gotta check some schoolwork! HUGS!
FReeper Canteen ~ The Song That Best Describes Me Or My Life Is...? ~ 16 Sep 04
Posted by StarCMC to spectre; Common Tator; All
On News/Activism 09/16/2004 3:48:17 PM CDT · 473 of 472
**hearing Twilight Zone music**
WHoops!! That's really Charles Aznavour - NOT REO Speedwagon! LOL!!!!!
Angel Boy.....a hat trick #350, #400. #450!!
A lady goes to her vet, sadly carrying her pet duck, apparently deceased. She lays the duck on the table in the exam room and the vet looks it over carefully then turns to the lady and says, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do." The lady, unconsolable, says "please, could Ihave a second opinion? The duck is my only pet." The vet replies, "Well, ok, it's unusual but I'll see what I can do." He leaves the room and returns with a black lab. He sets the duck gently on the floor and the dog sniffs it over from head to feet, sits down and shakes it's head sadly. The lady, crying loudly, asks isn't there someone else here who can give me a real opinion. The vet again leaves the room and returns with a Siamese Cat. The cat proceeds to walk around the duck, sniffing it over, before coming to sit at the feet of the vet shaking it's head sadly. The vet says, "I'm sorry ma'am. There's really nothing more to be done." The lady sniffles and asks "How much do I owe you?" "$75" says the vet. "What??? $75 to tell me that my beloved pet duck is dead???" The vet replies "Well, it would have been $25 if you would have believed me, but I had to do Lab work and a Cat scan."
Roy Clark did have a huge hit with Yesterday When I Was Young.
YOU should be ashamed of yourself... ;-)
He he he!! I am a horrible joke teller, but this one just cracked me UP!!
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