Yeah...that's what we are doing.
Here's some more bizarre, impossible quotes from public figures.
"I don't see myself as a threat. I see myself as therapy." - Je$$e Jack$on
"The U.S.A. has some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that. We know that." - Ted Turner
"If a politician had lied the way Joe Klein lied, he would be out of a job." - Paul Begala
"Not only did he lie, he lied aggressively....Reporters can't lie." - Michael Tomasky, N.Y. Magazine columnist...
"I don't feel that was a crime." - Joycelyn Elders, on her son's conviction for selling cocaine.
"Reagan and Bush ran this nation into the ground" - Algore
FWIW-
(I guess I should know by now that even the most obvious (to me at least) gibes need a "/sarcasm" tag.)