You should learn to raise the bar and taunt them like
I do. I enjoy taking the knife driving it in deeper and then twisting it around for good measure. These jerks deserve it.
Good job. Most of the time I just get sugar sweet and ask innocent questions like "Do you have plans to carry it soon?"
That pisses them off even worse.
I do have to say that I am enjoying this political season far more than any in my life!