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To: blackdog
Last winter I made over $100 with my diesel truck which has cables on a coil which extend 25'. Decent people I start for free. The whacky arrogant liberals I charge.

I hope you were diligent and brought a box of baking soda with you to clean the battery terminals of those poor unfortunate libs. Can't get a good connection if the terminals are covered in muck, you know. In fact, it would be even better if you were to use it to clean the INSIDE of each of the battery's cells - about a tablespoon per cell should do it.

69 posted on 09/15/2004 6:10:01 AM PDT by asgardshill (By direct order, I LOVE ALAN KEYES!)
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To: asgardshill

You are a twisted soul.......Reminds me of the submarine commander who ordered deionized water to fill his batteries.


86 posted on 09/15/2004 6:22:18 AM PDT by blackdog (Proudly wearing Free Republic pajamas, just to piss off Dan Rather.)
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To: asgardshill
And by the way, a teaspoon of baking soda in a battery cell will cause the entire contents of the cell to immediately evacuate the battery casing like old faithful.

For automobile pranks, I prefer the ping pong ball with two small holes in the gas tank. When the car sits still, it sinks and settles on the fuel line opening, blocking the flow. After two days, it's disolved from the fuel. Right about the time the mechanic will drop the tank. Every time a towtruck moves the car, the ball rolls off the opening from being tilted and the car will start and drive. Once it's parked for an hour again, it dies.

93 posted on 09/15/2004 6:28:38 AM PDT by blackdog (Proudly wearing Free Republic pajamas, just to piss off Dan Rather.)
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