OUT OF MY HEAD: Everything to Live For '04 (Bush Victory = Mass Suicide?)

The Carolinian ^ | 9/14/04 | Joe Killian

[.cnI redruM]

"A vote for Kerry is a vote to dig up 9/11's victims, spit in their hearts and stomp on their brains." - Thanks for the slogan, Killian. Listen to the Prozac, Joe. It will help you get better.

[Petronski]

Sheesh. What a pussy.

[Dr. Frank fan]

This person needs to seek help.

[Lunkhead_01]

Joe Killian? Is that maybe the J... Killian who signed the forged memos?

[glennherman]

Maybe he will choke on his own vomit during the three day drinking binge....

[Petronski]

This is the kind of awful, racist joke that you can imagine Bush sharing with Cheney as they watch Arnold and Rudy take the stage.

This creepy writer made up that racist joke, not any Republican. The racism belongs to Joe Killian. What a little prick.

[Michael Goldsberry]

"(Bush Victory = Mass Suicide?) "

I want that put forward as a Constitutional Amendment!

[MikalM]

Joe Killian is a senior at UNCG majoring in Political Science and English. As managing editor, he works with the paper's section editors to develop story ideas, finalize layout and get the paper to press each week.

Joe has written for a number of professional daily newspapers, including THE BRISTOL PRESS in his hometown of Bristol, Connecticut, THE CAPE COD TIMES in Hyannis, Massachussetts and THE NEWS AND RECORD in Greensboro, North Carolina.

Joe began as a reporter on THE CAROLINIAN in the fall of 2000 and worked as News Editor and Executive Editor before taking his current position. His weekly column, OUT OF MY HEAD, is in its fourth year.

[Petronski]

I think he might have toxic shock syndrome. He had better change his tampon soon.

[Lion Den Dan]

You forgot the nose blocking green particle hurl alert. Today, I terminated a friendship of 30 years for a lesser attack.

[Constitution Day]

Joe Killian - Managing Wuss

Joe Killian is a senior at UNCG majoring in Political Science and English. As managing editor, he works with the paper's section editors to develop story ideas, finalize layout and get the paper to press each week.

Joe has written for a number of professional daily newspapers, including THE BRISTOL PRESS in his hometown of Bristol, Connecticut, THE CAPE COD TIMES in Hyannis, Massachussetts and THE NEWS AND RECORD in Greensboro, North Carolina.

Joe began as a reporter on THE CAROLINIAN in the fall of 2000 and worked as News Editor and Executive Editor before taking his current position. His weekly column, OUT OF MY HEAD, is in its fourth year.

[humblegunner]

I remember the awful, kee-capped feeling on the day Al Gore finally conceded in 2000.

Kee-caps were not available in 2000, they are a part of an advanced
font that also includes kee-boards the Algore only recently invented.

[Rocko]

He has four additional miserable years ahead of him, I'm afraid.

Tough.

[B-Chan]

When Black Friday Comes

[Constitution Day]

Oops, I was slow on that one...

[Faraday]

Thinning the herd bump.

[VeniVidiVici]

"You scamp! I want to boot your sorry ass out of office for dividing this country...

Scamp??

I think the Toxic Shock/Tampon argument is dead-on for this guy. I can't imagine a male college student talking like this.

I think we just witnessed a "hissy fit".

Scamp??

[dfwgator]

Don't worry Joe, with your ability to make stuff up, I'm sure you have a bright future at CBS' News Department.

[Judith Anne]

Gosh, why post this?