September 14, 2004
Federal Election Commission
PO Box 34567
Washington, DC
Dear Senator Kerry,
In response to your recent request for advice on recount procedures, we have prepared the following detailed response:
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Sincerely,
The (Entire) Federal Election Commission
Hmmmm....that PO Box looks familiar!
But I'm positive from the content that the letter is genuine! ;-D