Posted on 09/14/2004 9:57:22 AM PDT by SmithPatterson
Hurricane Porky Blows Through Capitol Hill
Congress prepares to bulk up emergency supplemental with pork
(Washington, D.C.) - Citizens Against Government Waste (CAGW) today issued a Category 5 warning to taxpayers that members of Congress are preparing to take advantage of the devastation caused by Hurricanes Charley, Frances, and Ivan to fund their own parochial projects. House Appropriations Chairman Bill Young (R-Fla.) will introduce an emergency supplemental bill to help pay for damages caused by the storms, and members are already looking for ways to tack on pork.
“Congress simply has no shame. Knowing that this is most likely the last opportunity to bring home the bacon before the election, members are busy maneuvering behind the scenes to add their pet projects to the emergency supplemental,” CAGW President Tom Schatz said. “Considering the record $422 billion budget deficit this year, loading the bill with pork could be more costly than cleaning up after the three hurricanes.”
Of equal concern, Congress is behind schedule in passing the 13 annual appropriations bills. To date, only the Defense bill has been signed into law, the Senate has yet to complete any of the others, while the House has passed all but Transportation/Treasury and Veterans Affairs/Housing and Urban Development. The Homeland Security bill may carry the emergency supplemental bill, but the prospects are dim for the rest.
“In a replay of previous years, Congress will not finish the budget before the end of the fiscal year,” Schatz continued. “Usually an election year provides members with more incentive to pass appropriations earlier so that they can brag to their constituents about the pork they received. Since they are running out of time this year, members will take advantage of the aftermath of the stormy weather to have their projects funded.”
Last week, in response to Charley, Congress passed a clean emergency supplemental bill, but there is no indication that will happen again. Emergency supplemental bills do not count against the budget caps the House and Senate set in place, thus allowing projects to be funded with the appearance that discretionary funding is under control. In addition to parochial projects, funding for NASA programs and drought relief are expected to be added to the second emergency bill.
“Knowing that no member is going to vote against a bill that provides hurricane relief, Congress is taking advantage of the situation for their own self-interest,” Schatz concluded. “Not only is this fiscally irresponsible, but it hampers the effort to efficiently direct the money to cleanup efforts. It is outrageous that Congress cannot behave appropriately after such natural disasters.”
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Knowing that no member is going to vote against a bill that provides hurricane relief, Congress is taking advantage of the situation for their own self-interest,” Schatz concluded. “Not only is this fiscally irresponsible, but it hampers the effort to efficiently direct the money to cleanup efforts. It is outrageous that Congress cannot behave appropriately after such natural disasters.”
The government that governs appropriates best is the government that governs appropriates least....
Rockey said they were doomed and would die.
Bullwinkle, grabbed a book, opened the door and walked out onto the wing of the jet, faced aft and started to read from the book allowing the jet to regain power and safely land.
After they landed, Rocky asked Bullwinkle what happended.
Bullwinkle explained that a jet engine uses "hot air" to provide thrust. He simple grabbed the Congressional Record and started to read from it supplying all the "hot air" needed to operate the jet.
I always liked Jay Ward's sence of humor. I find it more appropriate every day.
I'm disappointed there's no mention of Sen. Robert C. "Pork Barrel" Byrd. After all, we got some rain in WV after the last hurricane, and are expected to get some more this Friday. I think the federal government should at least buy all of us umbrellas.
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