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To: dodger; MeekOneGOP; Prime Choice; Smartass; little jeremiah; Barnacle; dennisw; JohnHuang2
"DAN RATHER IS THE JOURNALISTIC EQUIVALENT OF A PEDOPHILIC PRIEST & CBS IS SUPRESSING THE EVIDENCE."

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Interesting thought. In this case, Dan is raping not just the choir boys, but all the other priests, the janitor, the plumber, roofer, and the trash man.

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The final test for the priesthood was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering on to the ground.

Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it up.

Then all the other bells began to ring.

28 posted on 09/14/2004 1:08:07 PM PDT by Happy2BMe (49 days until November 2nd)
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29 posted on 09/14/2004 1:26:33 PM PDT by Smartass (BUSH & CHENEY 2004 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
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