Years later I became a chaplain. By then, they'd dispensed with the VD file.
I never got to use the line.
It was so doggone corny, that I know I would have.
Oh yeah, "Dirty Suzie" as I've heard it called.
The guy wailing on the stretcher in obvious discomfort was more hysterical than it was a warning.
(Saw some short snippets of it, there's a website that has morality film nostalgia. BUT, no snippets of the films.)
Highway of DEATH by far was the one that was unintentionally funny to a 't' in some twisted way.