W doesn't stand for wrong, but for winner

St. Paul Pioneer Press ^ | September 13, 2004 | KATHLEEN PARKER

[Neets]

Painful?? what is she nuts??? I am having a BLAST watching ALL them IMPLODE~~

[Northern Yankee]

Hey... Good evening.

...I'm having a BLAST watching them ALL implode~

Say... I think the best is yet to come.

Can't imagine what those dinners at the Kerry mansions are like right about now.

JFK: Darling, pass the Heintz Catsup.

Teresa: Drop Dead!

[Neets]

It's

Dahhling, pass the Heiiiiiiintz Catsssup puleazze.

[Northern Yankee]

Oh yes... forgot the Biff and Buff accent.

[kstewskis]

It's

Dahhling, pass the Heiiiiiiintz Catsssup puleazze.

I prefer this kind of ketchup:

[Victoria Delsoul]

I truly enjoyed reading this delicious article, lol.

Maybe Kerry is tone-deaf after all and can't get anything wright these days. Whereas the cab dispatcher was making a joke, Kerry seems intent on becoming one.

Right or should I say, wright on target. :-D

[Northern Yankee]

Right or should I say, wright on target. :-D

Touche` my dear, touche`

Good to see you again.