Doonsbury is offering $10,000 but I think Texans for 'Truth' are offering $50,000 (??) so Sgt James Copeland could win the lottery if he applies. Someone should contact him in Hartselle, Alabama and let him know.
They will probably require DNA samples proving that Bush was there. That would be the only thing that would convince those American-hating socialists. Eyewitness accounts don't prove anything because, after all, anyone that backs up President Bush is a right-wing Republican operative. Unfortunately, this man won't see any of the money promised.