While I appreciate your humor, there's no way Kerry could hold down a talk show, not even a fractional role.
The guy has no core, doesn't know what he stands for, and is only capable of whining.
Isn't Kerry just going to continue as Senator Rich Snob?
George W. Bush will win reelection by a margin of at least ten per cent.
Kerry is well qualified to host a show called "The American Gigilo". He could give tips on how to become the boy toy of rich women. Theme weeks devoted to bunion rubbing, shopping bag carrying and purse holding would carry him until sweep week when he could bring out the heavy topics of poodle walking and flattery.