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They have even scoured garage sales buying up old typewriters and are actively looking for someone who actually knows how to use them.

Except that Killian apparently didn't know how to use one.

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No matter that Killian could not type. In the next round, they will simply use the name and good reputation of someone else long dead. Perhaps this time, they can find someone who does not have any surviving family to come forward and dispute their story.