[Leroy S. Mort]

Sounds like we lost Baghdad Bob but gained Teheran Tom.

[amom]

Sounds like we lost Baghdad Bob but gained Teheran Tom.

LOL

[Stonewall Jackson]

Tehran Tom giving a press conference on Iran's nuclear weapons program:

"What atomic bomb facility, we have no atomic bomb facility."

A massive explosion sends a plume of smoke and debris soaring into the air. Tehran Tom turns, stares at the raging inferno that used to be Iran's nuclear research laboratory, then turns back to the reporters, "See, we have no atomic bomb facility."