He, John Kerry, and a guy I know from Livermore Falls, formed a DSS Seal Team that swam across the Mekong Delta into Cambodia in nightly forays to nab prisoners. Yes, they were subdued with the "Vulcan Pinch," to be later revived with mouth-to-mouth enthusiastically administered by Kerry. (BTW, it was theses cruel lessons of war that enabled Kerry to revive that moribund hamster so quickly, not to mention scores of starlets) On several of the super-secret missions, we were joined by a Bavarian nobleman, Herr Baron von Munchausen (code name UMLAUT).
It is precisely he who will be a part of President Kerry's team to involve more allies in the WOT. And, it is his hat that JFK carries in his briefcase. von Munchausen and I go back a ways, too so you can take this story to the bank, Bud.
That explains why Kerry could not name any Swifties who went with him to Cambodia! He used DSS SEALs for the cross-border ops!
Actually, his real name has been found, and he's been busted by authentiseal under BOTH names now. Probably another record for a fake SEAL.
By the way, Franklin called me yesterday, and I was briefly on radioactive.