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To: oldtimer2
You might be a Kerry supporter if...

You salivate and your leg muscles twitch when you hear an ambulance siren.

My neighbor moved out and new ones moved in recently. I had heard he was a lawyer, now I see the Kerry sign in his yard. No doubt about it...

10 posted on 09/12/2004 11:17:12 AM PDT by ZOOKER (proudly killing threads since 1998)
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To: ZOOKER

Not all lawyers are Kerry Kool Aid drinkers.


20 posted on 09/12/2004 11:36:04 AM PDT by Lawdoc (This space for rent.)
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To: ZOOKER
Edwards campaign symbol.

"I'm ready to lead."

36 posted on 09/12/2004 12:29:34 PM PDT by Liz
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To: ZOOKER

>>>My neighbor moved out and new ones moved in recently. I had heard he was a lawyer, now I see the Kerry sign in his yard. No doubt about it...

Have a dog? Train it to pee on the sign...


45 posted on 09/12/2004 1:51:25 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (At CBS - "We don't just report news - we make it.......up.")
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To: ZOOKER
A SUV-driving fence-sitter, in an unguarded moment, told me she wished the government would outlaw her ownership of an SUV. If you believe a less draconian and more effective way to assuage her environmental guilt is explaining that the gas-guzzling vehicle actually belongs to her spouse, you might be a Kerry supporter.
52 posted on 09/12/2004 6:53:05 PM PDT by gitmo (Thanks, Mel. I needed that.)
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