Kerry: "Let me get to a computer, I'll show you how to write phony reports, how do you think I got where I am now"?
" ~ Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive ~ " Sir Walter Scott, 1808
"I remember Christmas of 1968 sitting on a gunboat in Cambodia. I have that memory which is seared seared in me." - John Kerry, 1986
"This report was not based solely on recovered documents, but rather on a preponderance of evidence" - Dan Rather, 2004