Dan Rather : "The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with the facts; we did. (winks) But you can't hold a whole Network responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals."
"For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole Broadcast Network system? And if the whole Broadcast Network system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our [educational] Big Media institutions in general?" (the other MSM members cheer; Dan addresses the New Media directly)"
"I put it to you, Pajama-wearing New Media slime. Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? (the CBS 'bitches' cheer again)"
"Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad-mouth the United States of America! "
"Gentlemen!" (Dan and Old Media march from the room)