F16Fighter
Perhaps I can justify your hysterics by assuming one of those "upright Christians" gave you an @ss-whuppin' when you were just a tyke ?
But then again, there are more than a few of those who you maligned and mocked who happen to be serving right now who wouldn't at all mind reprising that childhood situation for you.
Where do we begin, Oh One Whose Mouth Overides His @rse ?
Sorry to disappoint you, Great Karrnack, but "no one" has ever given this man an @ss-whuppin'.
And if you're of the mind to meet me halfway between Tampa and where-ever the hell #hit-hole you inhabit, I'll give you the unique opportunity to whine-@ss all the way back to your mamma's kitchen, where you can explain to her that some (allegedly) anti-christian guy at Free Republic gave YOU the @ss-whuppin' you threatened him with.
By the sounds of your irrate and violent response, I'd wager that either you or your daddy is one of those "hirling" Radio-TV preacher-schmucks that prey on Widows and Orphans, as you follow Mannon's edit to rob them of every extra penny they have.
Actually, you also sound like you and your preacher-daddy both need a sense of humor (after a solid dose of honesty).
May I gently suggest you write a hefty check to Brother Benny Hinn, so he can impart to you the Wonderful Spiritual Gift of Divine Laughter .... as he marches around like the Absolute Lunatic he is on his TV stage in whatever town he's decided to Financially Pillage and Plunger this Year ....
After all, as a joke, you're the perfect punch line ...
Patton@Bastogne
Free Republic Member since 1998.
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