LOL. How about a manservant for retrieving his bottled water. He's beginning the reptile thing with his tongue again.
Oooooohhhh! Why does he do that?
I caught the last half of sKerry's speech (er, campaign stump rhetoric) and didn't hear Lurch mention 9/11 once.
Did he mention anything about 9/11 or did he just commit another flip-flop by forgetting what he said earlier this morning that today was a day without politics?