[Thrusher]

The conventional wisdom is that if there has been any political benefit from the storms, it has gone to Bush.

In other news, Dan Rather has obtained official documents from the U.N. Weather Committee indicating that all hurricanes are funded by Republicans.

[WestTexasWend]

"In other news, Dan Rather has obtained official documents from the U.N. Weather Committee indicating that all hurricanes are funded by Republicans."

Or:
"Kerry told hurricane victims in Florida they might have been able to move into new homes before for Thanksgiving had not Bush spent $950-bejillion on the war in Iraq, which Kerry is against this week."

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Of course, it's Bush's fault.