Part I: What's the Font, Kenneth and Part II: Dan, You Partisan Slut
Factoid |
President Bush
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Kerry
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Service |
Texas Air National Guard
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US Naval Reserves
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Dates |
May 1968 - September 1973
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Feb 1966 - Jan 1970
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Activities |
Pilot of F-102 Fighter Jets for 4 years
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Commander of Swift Boat for 4 months
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Honorable Discharged |
Yes
|
Yes
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Released from Service 6 months early |
Yes
|
Yes
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Completed All Requirements Prior to Early Discharge |
Yes
|
No
|
Admitted to War Crimes |
No
|
Yes
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Called Other Veterans War Criminals |
No
|
Yes
|
Met with North Vietnamese and Viet Cong in Paris to Negotiate American surrender |
No
|
Yes
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Joined Group that contemplated Assasination of US Senators |
No
|
Yes
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Threw Away His Medals |
No
|
Yes
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Didn't Throw Away His Medals Before He Threw Away His Medals |
No
|
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Claims He is a War Hero in Every Speech He Gives |
No
|
Yes
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Repeatedly Brings Up His Vietnam Service |
No
|
Yes
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Praises His Opponents Vietnam Service |
Yes
|
No
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Supported By Most of the Officers Who Served With Him and Supervised Him |
Yes
|
No
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Wants US Military to be used only with United Nations Approval |
No
|
Yes
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Experiense as Commander in Chief |
4 Years
|
NO
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