[Peach]

Are you kidding?

What can Kerry oppose? If he does this, on this day of remembrance, he will lose votes hand over fist.

[Miss Marple]

Demonstrating once again his tin ear for politics and the national mood, Kerry is going to give an opposing speech.

Swell. Is he against the prayers for the dead? Is he for the terrorists? How can one oppose the President's speech?

[Grig]

"What can Kerry oppose? If he does this, on this day of remembrance, he will lose votes hand over fist."

All Kerry sees is a chance to grab the spotlight and spew some talking points. I'm amazed that he is doing it an hour after the president too. Was this some last minute thing they aren't prepared for? Did he forget it was 9-11?

[gitmo]

NOW, THEREFORE, I, John F'n Kerry, Singular Hero of the Vietnam War, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the medals I threw over the White House fence, do hereby proclaim Friday, September 10, through Sunday, September 12, 2004, as National Days of Indifference. I ask that the people of the United States and places of worship mark these National Days of Nuance and Indifference with wind surfing, the playing of my Vietnam films, and evening recreations of my war in Camboda. I invite the people of the world to share in these Days of Nuance and Indifference to the fictitious 9/11.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this tenth day of September, in the year of the victory in Vietnam thirty one.


John F'n Kerry