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ORIGINAL FAKE LETTER TO HELP KERRY CAMPAIGN is for sale on ebay
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| 9-10-04
| dfu
Posted on 09/10/2004 9:58:44 PM PDT by doug from upland
Okay, gang. Who wants to bid on this original fake letter to help the Kerry campaign? There are only 22 originals.
Kerry didn't do all the things we accuse him of doing. It was his cousin. Karl Rove paid him a bunch of money.
GO SEE THE LISTING.
Can the DemocRATs take a joke? Their candidate is a joke.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: fakeletter; kerry; rather; sinkingcampaign
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To: doug from upland
ROFL Doug - the Katie Couric buttmole!!! You owe me a new keyboard and monitor
2
posted on
09/10/2004 10:01:12 PM PDT
by
Brytani
(A changing mind is a terrible thing to waste - Vote John Kerry)
To: doug from upland
3
posted on
09/10/2004 10:01:20 PM PDT
by
DaveMSmith
(CEO, VRWC: When you think treason, don't think Benedict Arnold - think JOHN FORGED KERRY!)
To: doug from upland
Laughing so hard I am choking -
To: doug from upland
If we start a bidding war,and get it up to a couple of million,do you promise not to collect?
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:02:13 PM PDT
by
Redcoat LI
("I am the great and powerful Kerry! Look at my medals!")
To: Redcoat LI
Can you do that on ebay without getting in trouble?
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:02:49 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:06:04 PM PDT
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Become a monthly donor to FR!! $5 per Freeper...and you'll never be bugged again)
To: doug from upland
Absolutely classic!!!!! ROFLMAO
8
posted on
09/10/2004 10:06:20 PM PDT
by
Gator113
To: doug from upland
You deserve a medal for this; when you get it, you can put it up on E-Bay too!
9
posted on
09/10/2004 10:07:01 PM PDT
by
AMDG&BVMH
(Proudly served in the National Guard)
To: doug from upland
Promise to donate the proceeds minus Ebay fees to the Swift Boat Veterans?
To: coconutt2000
That is a great idea. I should go change the listing.
11
posted on
09/10/2004 10:09:22 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: Redcoat LI
Great job! I have been selling on ebay since 1999 and have seen some weird things for sale, but this is TRUE GENIUS!
I will go ahead and leave you feedback: "Fantastic item. Totally satisfied! Would recommend this ebayer to anyone! A+++++++++++++."
To: doug from upland
Outstanding item! Here are some eBay tips for better results.
When you do stuff like this, you should have at least one item for sale with a very high opening bid. This will attract people who are searching by descending price and they might click on some of your other auctions to see what you are about.
If you're worried that some Dem creep is going to bid and not pay, you can put your expensive item on "buy it now, immediate payment only", which means the listing does not end until they pay by paypal.
You should always have the complete name "John Kerry" in your title, not just "Kerry". People don't usually search for "Kerry", because they don't want to be clogged with Kerry Hallam, Kerry Woods, Kerry King, Kerry Kittles, etc.
In general your entire title should be keywords that people are going to search for. If you have room, throw in Edwards, George W Bush, GOP, DNC, 2004, election, etc.
Good luck!
To: doug from upland
Sorry! I hit the wrong REPLY button. Of course the great feedback is for you, Doug! (See post #12)
To: doug from upland
I don't know, I was going to bid $50,000 but then I pictured you with big dollar sighns in your eyes,and running out to buy an eighteen wheeler to stick magnetic Bush sighs to and going out and scaring liberals.
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:14:08 PM PDT
by
Redcoat LI
("I am the great and powerful Kerry! Look at my medals!")
To: dixiechick2
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:15:16 PM PDT
by
Trippin
To: Redcoat LI; doug from upland
If we start a bidding war,and get it up to a couple of million,do you promise not to collect? This is a fabulous idea! LOL!
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:16:12 PM PDT
by
Timeout
(My name is Timeout....and I'm a blogaholic)
To: coconutt2000
If any FReepers are successful bidders, no matter the amount, FReepmail me the info and that money will absolutely be sent to the SwiftVets. That is a great idea. In fact, you can just send me a copy of your check you sent to them and I'll send you your fake letter.
Also, start sending this around the world!
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:16:20 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: doug from upland
The fun never stops at FreeRepublic. Bump for Republican humor.
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:16:37 PM PDT
by
Rocky
(Heinz Kerry: 57 positions on any issue)
To: VisualizeSmallerGovernment
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posted on
09/10/2004 10:29:09 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
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