With all due respect to the professor, everyone knows that personal computers, word processing programs, proportional fonts and kerning were technologies acquired by the government from alien spaceships captured near Roswell, NM. Therefore, it is not surprising that the Texas ANG would have had access to this technology decades before it became available to society at large.
Need I remind you that the Giant Head didn't clear this information to be released.
Dude. I told you not to let that out of the bag. You've now been on double secret probation since early yesterday.
One more stunt like that, and you will be made to watch Patsy Schroeder for 10 hours straight.