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To: Indy Pendance

Sam Kinison had an HILARIOUS comedy routine about a funeral director having sex with corpses. Anybody else out there hear it?


61 posted on 09/10/2004 5:17:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
God that was a funny bit.

Sam would lay stretched out his stomach on stage, playing a corpse in the morgue, face-down.

"Well, I'm dead now, but it was a good life."

Then he would start thrusting his body forward with his toes.

"What the?! Hey! HEY!! What are you doing back there?? I'm dead and I'm still taking it up the &#$@%&!! Oh OHHHHHHHH!!!!"

135 posted on 09/10/2004 8:11:25 PM PDT by Karyn M. PhD
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To: PJ-Comix; Karyn M. PhD
"You're probably asking, when are you going to hit bottom, Sam. Well, I read this story on gay necrophilliacs..."

I remember an author with a book on such matters. Art Bell's Show of course. Anyway, I remembered she did the bios of Rice and Koontz. So, looking that up:

Katherine M. Ramsland
Cemetery Stories: Haunted Graveyards, Embalming Secrets, and the Life of a Corpse after Death

The story that I recall is that there is a group of morticians that send out the call when a good-looking
corpse comes in to one of them. Yes, the receiving mortician throws a party for corpse and fellow devotees.

144 posted on 09/11/2004 2:04:09 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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