Whatcha gonna do now, guys?
Two guys and a gal are stranded on a desert island, with no hope of rescue. After two weeks of wild sex, the woman was so disgusted with what she had been doing with the two guys she decided to kill herself. Two weeks after that, the two guys were so disgusted with what they were doing with her, they decided to bury her. Two weeks after THAT, they were so disgusted with what they were doing with each other, they decided to dig her back up.
Stay in West Virginia. If she ain't yer Ma, she's yor'n!
Blow-up dolls? But, sigh, it just won't be the same.