[Chemist_Geek]

Implement a Prop-187-type system where a potential illegal has to show evidence that he or she belongs in the country, whenever showing up for any official service -- hospitals, police station, school enrollment, etc. Those who don't belong are politely but firmly detained and immediate deportion procedures are begun.

"Potential illegal"? That would be you, pal.

"Papers please! Your papers are not in order. Come with me, bitte..."

[usadave]

"Papers please! Your papers are not in order. Come with me, bitte..."

Having flashbacks to WWII again? Just keep telling yourself that this is the year 2004 and the war against Nazi Germany is over and the good guys won!