Posted on 09/09/2004 11:55:58 PM PDT by Right Wing Professor
Microsoft announces release of Word '73 (retroactive)
Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) today announced the release of its long-awaited '73 release of its popular Word word processing program. The new release allows implementation of popular word features, such as superscripting, proportional fonts, and center justification, on older technology, such as IBM selectric typewriters, and quill pens.
Said prominent Kerry supporter Bill Gates "While some users, principally those born after 1980, have questioned why we should implement MS Word on pre-PC tehnology, we in Redmond recongize a sudden need for our product, particularly for retroactively producing important memoranda for political campaigns. There are thosen who argue MS Word did not even exist in 1973! Well it does now!
Microsoft realizes that there is an issue with the superscripted 'th' character. It will be corrected in version 1.1.
LOL, I love it.
This is too rich. I haven't had so much fun in years!
...and you just know that CBS and Dan Blather got an advanced copy, lol.
LOL!!!
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Are pirate copies available?
Version l.l will be released on paper tape ...
Outstanding! I think it's compatible with Microsoft TimeTraveler 1.1.
Word 73 is impossible to get. Its sold out everywhere. Its like unfit for command.
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