This whole documents thing reminds me of a story I heard.
A man was applying for a job as a Hazmat trucker.
During the interview one of the interviewers asked him, a question to determine his ability to think quickly in an emergency.
The interviewr asked: This is a hypothetical situation. Suppose you are driving through the mountains, you are on the downhill side of a 7% grade there is nothing on your right but the side of the mountain, and on your left is a 1000 foot drop off, you are in a tanker carrying a 4000 gallons of gasoline. You see a truck laden with explosives jack-knifed in the road ahead, and several cars stopped on the other side of the truck, you step on the brakes and they go out, so you hit your jacob brake, it to fails. What would you do?"
The applicant thought for a minute and said "I would wake up Dan."
The interviewer asks "Who is Dan?"
The applicant replied "Well you said this is a hypothetical situation, and Dan is my hypothetical relief driver."
The interviewer said "Fair enough, but why would you wake up Dan?"
The applicant looked at the inteviewer, and somberly replied "Well because Dan ain't never seen a truck wreck, and this one is gonna be a doozy!"
The moral of the story, CBS, you better wake up DAN
The moral of the story, CBS, you better wake up DAN
Too funny. This Rather gate is not going away quickly.