"This is Dan Rather. It was reported, by a well known source (smile and blink) familiar with hurricane activity, that the GOP is behind the irregular number of storms ounding Florida this season. The unnamed source said that the GOP had started these hurricanes so that Florida residents would have large monetary losses."
Dan would of course add that "women and minorities were hardest hit by the destruction from the Republican President Bush's hurricanes."
Didn't Castro blame the US a few years back for somehow steering a hurricane onto his kingdom?
Would that we could......