[The G Man]

I asked him to put a percentage on the chances that this was a fake, and he said that was "hard to put a number on it." I then suggested "90%?" Again he said it's "hard to put an exact number, but I'd say it's at least that high, sure. I pretty much agree that that font is Times New Roman."

OUCH!

[You Dirty Rats]

BUSTED!!!!!!!!

[Mamzelle]

Dan Rather is known to hate the Bushes--a grudge going back a long way in Texas.

Hey, Dan, I have a $500 bill! Would you mind changing it for me?

harharhar