Tell me this isn't real!
Actually some of it looks pretty interesting. I'd go for Bavarian sauerkrout, though, and leave out the tomato sauce, ketchup, curry, paprika, potatoes, and beer. ;-) Which leaves sauerkraut, bacon, garlic, onions, apples (?), and kielbasa. *muses*
My recipe is similar but I will have to try the apples.