"Yeah, you're right... I'n NOT JFK! I never slept with Marylin Monroe and I've always been faithful to my wife!!!"
http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ref/abouttx/ltgov.html
There are exactly 2 names not linked to official online biographies on this page. One is the guy chosen to fill in as Lt Gov when Bush quit to take the White House. Any guesses as to who the other unlinked name is?