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Posted on 09/08/2004 4:24:45 AM PDT by sonofatpatcher2
YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT...
* You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.
* You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."
* You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
* You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
* You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
* You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.
* You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.
* You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
* You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
* After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 100true; clinton; democrat; dnc; edwards; efing; fing; for; john; kerry; swift; truth; vets
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You might be a Demcorat...
If you thing John Kerry is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Yet, again, you may be a Manchurian Voter... Wait, that is a Democrat!
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To: sonofatpatcher2
You might be a democrat if... * you can see a lobotomy scar when you look in the mirror.
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:30:13 AM PDT
by
Living Free in NH
(Where am I and why am I in this handbasket?)
To: Jen
If you think CNN, ABC, CBS and MSNBC are Fair and Balanced...
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:34:08 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: Living Free in NH
You might be a Democrat if you think France and Germany are still our allies.
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:34:11 AM PDT
by
rabidbushie
(Defeat Kerry and the Hatriots! Our future depends on it.)
To: rabidbushie
If you have a poster of Hillary Clinton in a bikini on the wall of your bedroom... You may be a Democrat!
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:38:02 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
Actually I think that means you're on medication...
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:41:08 AM PDT
by
tcostell
To: sonofatpatcher2
You can't understand why people look at you strangely when you invite them to see Fahrenheit 9/11 with you, because, "It's such a brilliant movie and a great documentary!"
(My sister did this to my whole family.)
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:41:51 AM PDT
by
I still care
(Have you heard about the Democrat cocktail? It's ketchup with a chaser.)
To: Living Free in NH
If you think Michael Jackson is innocent... You may be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:43:22 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: I still care
Re: "My sister did this to my whole family" with tongue firmly in cheek...
If you still speak to your sister... You may be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:45:43 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
If you think OJ in innocent...you might be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:46:25 AM PDT
by
LuckyHat
("Kerry gave 1971 testimony with a Kennedy accent I didn't hear when I knew him as a boy nor since.")
To: LuckyHat
If you think Kerry is innocent, you might be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:47:26 AM PDT
by
LuckyHat
("Kerry gave 1971 testimony with a Kennedy accent I didn't hear when I knew him as a boy nor since.")
To: LuckyHat
If you think Bill Clinton was innocent... You darn tooting sure are a Democrat!
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:47:52 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: LuckyHat
If you believe AlGore invented the Internet... You make be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:49:21 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
If you think having Soros and Kofi Anan controlling the White House is, a good idea...
you might be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:50:02 AM PDT
by
LuckyHat
("Kerry gave 1971 testimony with a Kennedy accent I didn't hear when I knew him as a boy nor since.")
To: sonofatpatcher2
If you think killing an innocent, unborn life as a method of birth control is just fine but you are vehemently opposed to executing convicted murderers...
You just might be a Democrat.
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:50:20 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Is what I'm living right now just going to be one big "mistaken recollection?")
To: LuckyHat
If you believe The West Wing is a documentary... You may be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:52:27 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: Allegra
If you think Kerry volunteered for combat duty and earned 5 metals in 22 days without spending a single day in the hospital...
there is a chance, that you may have a tendancy, to be inclined to be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:53:51 AM PDT
by
LuckyHat
("Kerry gave 1971 testimony with a Kennedy accent I didn't hear when I knew him as a boy nor since.")
To: sonofatpatcher2
If you pretend to know what;
"Speak truth to power"
means, you might be a democrat.
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:54:15 AM PDT
by
bad company
( You can live on your knees or die on your feet.)
To: tcostell
If you think James Carville is good looking... You are on medication and may be a Democrat
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:54:58 AM PDT
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Texas, Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: sonofatpatcher2
If you think dozens of decorated veterans are lying about Kerry, but a former Democrat Lieutenant Governor of Texas and a bitter,vindictive ex-sister in law are truthful about Bush, you might be a Democrat... or a member of the "old" media.
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posted on
09/08/2004 4:55:07 AM PDT
by
rabidbushie
(Defeat Kerry and the Hatriots! Our future depends on it.)
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